House 4x01
omg here it comes.
WHOA SCARY. THAT IS FUCKED DUDE. The good news is she wasn't hallucinating.
oh yes, the negotiations. WORK HARD HOUSE.
STEALING THE JANITOR FOR THE WIN. "You've got to earn that fiver."
DID HE JUST SAY LUPUS? IS HE IN A LAB COAT?
the janitor's principles cost fifty bucks. meanwhile i'd pay fifty to go along.
"Never replace them. Ever." NOW THAT IS AN EXCELLENT PLAN, WHY DIDN'T KATIE JACOBS THINK OF THAT?
House reading a journal makes me think of TIOMS. That's hot.
JANITOR WITH A CLIPBOARD: I JUST SCREAMED, "YES THIS IS AWESOME!!!"
OMG THE NOTE! WILSON ILU BB!
She was on the shit. Go House. Oh lame, what's wrong now.
cuddy in a sweatervest = cameron wannabe
After that, kid may as well not even bother coming in.
oh House. you're diabolical.
OMG ERASING THE TIVO. IN TIOMS WILSON WOULDN'T DROP THAT BOMB! WOW, THIS IS SERIOUS.
wwwwweird.
OH CUDDY...YOUR CLOTHES ARE TWO SIZES TOO SMALL. I'M SORRY TO HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU, BUT YOU CAN'T SHOP IN THE CHILDREN'S DEPARTMENT ANYMORE.
what now what now...OMG PART OF THE GUITAR. THAT'S JUST AMAZING. IT'S YOUR FAULT HOUSE, BB. YOU SCREWED WITH THE TIVO. WILSON KNOWS THAT MEANS WAR. lol guitar torture ftw.
"I've become a man of principle. I've gotten smarter. What answer will make Socrates shut up?"
Oh Wilson thinks he's Dr. Phill again. That's cute.
"You're here because I'm here." OH PLEASE GOD GET RID OF THIS HOBAG.
"If you want to look at vaginas, there are websites for that."
MOTHER IN COMMON LAW. BETH LAUGHS ON THAT.
What on earth is going on? Why is charming Asian man OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
FAKE CAMERON MAKES ME THROW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE. Just kidding, I really love her already. I need to know her name.
YES. YEEEEEEEEEES. WHERE IS MR. LEE?! "Give him back." Give her back." I thought Cameron.
oh wow. it's not her. wow. wow.
House is allowed to use those rubber bands on me.
Wounded feral cats. You don't call a woman you're attracted to "Mommy" like that.
"Did you see popular reality show last night? It was pretty sweet, pretty sweet. People were getting voted off left and right, and like, some people were getting voted on..."
NEXT TIME, ON AN ALL NEW HOUSE...Beth starts shipping House/that one girl. Someone please tell me her name. Or confirm we don't know her name yet.
EDIT: PLEASE HELP ME ANSWER THE QUESTION INSIDE THE CUT.