[Journal] Congratulations, Monday!
Sadly, the students of this depraved, delicious campus will be denied our illustrious paper for this week of tests and torments. I apologize, but for those of your joining us over the summer, you won't be deprived of your weekly does of "The Tide!" Expect, as always, the secret lives of students, staff, and La Sella to be exposed to our know-how - along with the boring things like Politics, Warfare, and World News.
In the meantime, I've got a lawsuit to settle - out of courts. Tch. People are so sensitive these days. Anyone could have made the mistake of calling the crippled biker perfectly uncrippled and faking it had you seen him riding the electronic bull at the Fair. No cripple rides like that man. I'm suing for defamation of my good name. He asked for a settlement in gummy bears. Even if this kid's not crippled down there, I'm not against saying he has other handicaps a bit higher up...
Oi, who of my staff is staying this summer? I need to alter a few records a list of who's staying on for reasons entirely related to payroll. No other possible reason. Get back to me when you can, folks. I've a paper to run, and if I don't have the staff, I need to stock up on the caffeine in preparation.
Attention Students! The undergraduate photo competition for "Summer's Touch" are due in by early July. Three placings, grand prize a trip to an undisclosed location. Don't hesitate to enter! Voting will be by peers and will have only a little bit of ballot stuffing for sensation and should be a striking example of democracy in our modern society.
Thank you.
...I wonder if students even read my journals. Pfft. Of course they do.
In the meantime, I've got a lawsuit to settle - out of courts. Tch. People are so sensitive these days. Anyone could have made the mistake of calling the crippled biker perfectly uncrippled and faking it had you seen him riding the electronic bull at the Fair. No cripple rides like that man. I'm suing for defamation of my good name. He asked for a settlement in gummy bears. Even if this kid's not crippled down there, I'm not against saying he has other handicaps a bit higher up...
Oi, who of my staff is staying this summer? I need to alter a few records a list of who's staying on for reasons entirely related to payroll. No other possible reason. Get back to me when you can, folks. I've a paper to run, and if I don't have the staff, I need to stock up on the caffeine in preparation.
Attention Students! The undergraduate photo competition for "Summer's Touch" are due in by early July. Three placings, grand prize a trip to an undisclosed location. Don't hesitate to enter! Voting will be by peers and will have only a little bit of ballot stuffing for sensation and should be a striking example of democracy in our modern society.
Thank you.
...I wonder if students even read my journals. Pfft. Of course they do.