mother teresa junior
right now my gums are slightly bleeding caused by the apple i just ate. i wouldn't usually just ho into an apple (with skin on and not diced into small bite sized portions and with custard poured on top), but this is the new me. this is the me that also just had a salad for dinner - i am embarassed to even say that word. i have been going to the gym a lot and trying to be more healthy. unfortunately, whenever i try and get on a health kick, i come to realise that 'healthy = boring'. this was pointed out to me last friday night when several people noticed my unusual boring demeanour. thus, i have decided that i need to invent a new beverage concept - the lite beer. full strength alcohol (or maybe just a little bit stronger - like 7%), but no fat. this way, fun people can stay looking good and being the life of social gatherings without turning into rosanne and dan connor.
in the meantime, i am going to commit to being healthy during the week, and debaucherous on weekends. i've tried this schedule before and it didn't work too good, because it takes me the whole week to get over a big weekend, and therefore i am housebound and only able to eat packet pasta and nachos. starting from this weekend, i'm going to make sure i have at least one night out where i can gain some form of interesting story to tell. in preparation for my interesting story of this coming weekend, i have purchased a teal coloured sheet from savers ($3) to wrap myself in 'toga-style' and i plan to drink as much as i can. gutters ahoy!
in the meantime, i am going to commit to being healthy during the week, and debaucherous on weekends. i've tried this schedule before and it didn't work too good, because it takes me the whole week to get over a big weekend, and therefore i am housebound and only able to eat packet pasta and nachos. starting from this weekend, i'm going to make sure i have at least one night out where i can gain some form of interesting story to tell. in preparation for my interesting story of this coming weekend, i have purchased a teal coloured sheet from savers ($3) to wrap myself in 'toga-style' and i plan to drink as much as i can. gutters ahoy!