Hello, communi….AHEM *cough cough* EXCUSE ME. THERE WE GO, THAT’S MUCH BETTER.
HELLO, COMMUNITY PEOPLE! IT IS I,
causticchick , AND I HAVE RECENTLY BEEN NAMED CO-MOD OF THE FAN-TABULOUS
housecuddylolol (THE EXTRA LAWL IS FOR EXTRA AWESOME)! IF YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF ME, THEN FINE. I DON’T NEED YOU.
WAIT, YES I DO! WITHOUT YOUR HELP, THIS COMM WILL CONTINUE TO BE GROSSLY UNDERUSED AND THEREBY LOST IN THE SEA OF DEAD HOUSE LJ COMMS, AND THAT WOULD BE A TRAVESTY! ALSO, WITHOUT THIS COMM AS A VEHICLE, MY ATTEMPTS TO RISE TO INTERWEB INFAMY WILL NO DOUBT FAIL. SO, HERE I AM. HERE ~*~WE~*~ ARE, ABOUT TO MAKE THIS PLACE AWESOME AGAIN!
HERE’S A LITTLE GET TO KNOW ME, BECAUSE I’M SURE ALL Y’ALL REALLY WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR NEW MOD!
AGE: 26
SEX: YES PLEASE! (WHO SAW THAT COMING?)
LOCATION: VANCOUVER, BC
I’VE BEEN ACTIVE IN THE HOUSE FANDOM FOR A FEW YEARS NOW, BEGINNING ON THE FOX HOUSE FORUM WHERE I STARTED READING AND WRITING FAN FICTION. WHEN I STARTED WRITING SMUT, I NEEDED A PLACE TO POST MY SMUTTY CHAPTERS, WHICH IS WHERE MY LJ BEGAN. I SWITCHED MY FANDOM HOME TO LJ WHEN THINGS AT THE FORUM GOT RETARDED, AND THE REST IS HISTORY.
I AM A PAN-SHIPPER. I LIKE THE IDEA OF HOUSE GETTING IT ON, SO I DON’T CARE WHO HE GETS IT ON WITH. WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY FIRST RULE: THIS COMM IS ~*~NOT~*~ SRS BSNS. IF YOU WANT SRS BSNS, GO TO
house_cuddy . THEY’D BE GLAD TO HAVE YOU. FEEL FREE TO CAPSLOCK AND FLAIL ALL OVER THE PLACE HERE, THOUGH. I KNOW THAT STUFF IS FROWNED UPON OVER THERE.
SECOND RULE: CAPS ARE ENCOURAGED, BUT OPTIONAL. DON’T FEEL LIKE YOU’LL BE OSTRACISED FOR NOT USING THEM. WE’RE ALL INCLUSIVE HERE, UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST RULE NUMBER ONE (SEE ABOVE), IN WHICH CASE YOU CAN GTFO.
THIRD RULE: IF I SEE ANY WANKING ~*~AT ALL~*~, I WILL PWN YOU. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
WE’VE GOT SOME DOPE STUFF PLANNED FOR SEASON SIX, AND WE WANT YOU TO BE EXCITED TOO! LOOK FORWARD TO CONTESTS AND FIC-A-THONS AND SHIT, AND GET YOUR MACROS AND PIC!SPAMS READY BECAUSE WE WANT TO LAWL AT THEM! IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS OR SUGGESTIONS FOR THINGS YOU’D LIKE TO SEE HAPPENING HERE, COMMENT AND WE’LL CONSIDER IT!
GET READY FOR A SEASON OF AWESOME! RECRUIT YOUR FLIST (WE’LL MAKE A PIMP BANNER FOR Y’ALL SOON!) AND SPREAD THE WORD, BECAUSE WE WANT TO BE
AMAZING!