chicken-fried steak and cream gravy

[housechores]

[Action for House]*Ryuuji had been really really hesitant to open his regain. After dying less than a week after arriving in Mayfield and forming romantic relations with another man he was both skeptical and scared. He was convinced that not only wouldn't get anything of use but he'd even get something that would harm him

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[sosnarrator]

... Is there a gerbil being tortured in your room or something?

[housechores]

It's a parrot and it's definitely not being tortured. At least get the species right.

[sosnarrator]

... A parrot. Is there something stuck in its throat? 'cause that sound it's making...

[housechores]

Of course not. If it was I wouldn't be on the phone.

[sosnarrator]

Right, well it sounds like there's something wrong with him?

[housechores]

No, that's just the way he sounds all the time.

[sosnarrator]

Seriously, your bird sounds like that?

[housechores]

Don't make fun of Inko-chan. How would you like it of someone made fun of you because you sounded a little weird?

[sosnarrator]

Well, I guess you could say I'm a little concerned?

[housechores]

Hold on.

*brb peaking at him to make sure he's okay*

Yeah, he's fine, I just checked.

[sosnarrator]

Well, I suppose that's fine then...

(I'm still pretty concerned about any bird that sounds like that though...)

[housechores]

If you want you can come over and see him. I wouldn't mind. I'm sure he'd like visitors.

[sosnarrator]

Maybe some other time?

(Is it really worth my effort to go visit some guy I've only just spoken to for the first time simply to get a look at his retarded parrot?)

[housechores]

That's fine, I was just offering so you knew he wasn't hurt.

[sosnarrator]

Right, thanks. Anyway, I don't believe we've been acquainted yet?

[housechores]

Ryuuji Takasu.