butter bombed porterhouse

[housechores]

*Someone's walking about today. Ryuuji here has a piece of paper and a crayon; he's walking around town trying to make a map. But... it's incredibly crude. It's not likely that anyone but him would be able to use it. He's also fairly new here but instead of making a panicked call over the phones he's decided to go out and explore on his own

Comments

1/infinity

[tsuntiger]

[Taiga's on a mission today. Ryuuji's drone was replaced with a bratty little kid, so... maybe, just maybe...]

[tsuntiger]

[That hair.]

[tsuntiger]

[She's seeing things, isn't she?]

[tsuntiger]

[He...He's alive? And... in Mayfield?]

[tsuntiger]

[H-how could he leave her?! Why didn't he call?!]

Re: 1/infinity

[tsuntiger]

[That... that!!!]

DONE

[tsuntiger]

IDIOT!!!

[Why yes, that is a kick to your back, Ryuuji.]

WHAT DID MY INBOX EVER DO TO YOU

[housechores]

*Okay he actually had gotten used to Taiga's attacks and even got good at dodging after awhile but...

... That kick just came out of nowhere even for him. The kick sends Ryuuji down into the snow.*

... Taiga?

*Imagine that said with a mouthful of snow.*

IT LOOKED AT ME FUNNY

[tsuntiger]

Wh-why didn't you--! When--! [Oh shit no why is she crying, please don't get up Ryuuji keep eating snow like a good dog!]

Y-you're so stupid!

LIES AND SLANDER

[housechores]

*Too bad, Ryuuji will sit up and look at her. He's not standing, though.*

... Taiga, are you crying?

YOU SLANDER. GOSH.

[tsuntiger]

N-no! I'm not!

[Stupid dog, not obeying your master. SHE MISSED YOU OKAY AND CHRISTMAS SUCKED AND YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD. So yeah, she's furiously rubbing at her eyes.]

NO YOU SLANDERERER

[housechores]

Okay, you're not. But... you're here too?

I was... kind of hoping you wouldn't be. From what I've heard Mayfield is really dangerous.

SO MEAN

[tsuntiger]

Y-yeah... I don't like it here. It's full of st-stupid people...

I KNOW 8)

[housechores]

... I don't think I like it here either. I miss Ya-chan and Inko.

I'M GONNA CRY NOW

[tsuntiger]

...Ya-chan. [She doesn't miss Inko. Eww gross.

sniiiiiff she has to man up and stop crying even though she wasn't crying to begin with. So she pulls him out of the snow.] Stop sitting in the snow.

/DRINKS DELICIOUS TEARS

[housechores]

*Ryuuji will kind of... stand up and act like he's relying on Taiga to stand up. But he's really just standing up all on his own.

And then he'll just... awkwardly hug Taiga. Even if this gets his ass kicked it's worth it okay.*