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[housechores]

*Someone's walking about today. Ryuuji here has a piece of paper and a crayon; he's walking around town trying to make a map. But... it's incredibly crude. It's not likely that anyone but him would be able to use it. He's also fairly new here but instead of making a panicked call over the phones he's decided to go out and explore on his own

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Say hello to your new mother.

[doesntpoop]

[Dollie has noticed that the pictures have changed in the house but has not met her new son yet. But she's walking your way with her bag of make-up and notices you instantly]

Oh...

Hi Not!Mommy

[housechores]

Ah...

... Hello.

*Ryuuji still seems intimidating but someone like 'Dollie' might be able to realize that he's actually shying away from his not!Mommy right now.*

:D

[doesntpoop]

[Well, he doesn't look like the most communicative kid, does he?]

Y-you....um....I-I saw you in the pictures back at home. Are you new here?

:>

[housechores]

*Ryuuji is sensitive okay.*

Yeah... I guess we're living together.

Ryuuji Takasu.

Sadly, he will probably find out what she's really like after they meet Daddy.

[doesntpoop]

Y-yes we are. I suppose that makes me your new mother. My name is Dahlia.

Ryuuji Takasu? I guess you're Japanese, then?

inb4 Ryuuji's daddy issues

[housechores]

I guess... it's nice to meet you, Dahlia.

*Not that he'll ever let anyone be his mom that isn't Ya-chan but Ryuuji knows how to be polite.*

Yeah, that's right. Um, are you american?

You will hate your new family, Ryuuji.

[doesntpoop]

It's nice to meet you too, Ryuuji. Th-this place must be very confusing for you.

[Just as well - Dahlia will probably be a very cruel mother]

Oh, y-yes! I am....I do enjoy Japanese poetry, though. It's so romantic, don't you think? [Blah blah blah I like flowers, bunnies, rainbows and fluffy kittnes...]

[housechores]

Yeah, it kind of is... I'm still figuring everything out.

*He doesn't know about that just yet, though.*

Poetry is okay... I guess I never paid attention to it too much though.

[doesntpoop]

I know how you feel. I was so frightened when I woke up here. This place is so horrible, sometimes!

[Nope. Enjoy her incredibly sweet and sappy facade while you can]

Oh...well, maybe we have something else in common. Do you like long walks?

[housechores]

Y-Yeah... it is kind of creepy how a lot of people think this place is normal.

... Walks are nice, I guess.

I is late. :(

[doesntpoop]

You mean the drones? Oh, they will always say that.

Well, perhaps we could go for a walk in the park, sometime! It looks so beautiful at this time of the year, with those branches all covered in snow.

Not a problem!

[housechores]

Is that what you call them? I mean I figured they weren't people like that but I didn't have a name for them yet...

Y-Yeah, sure, I don't see why not.