Great community :)
Ahhh, this place is lovely :)
Some of my favourites:
"No, it's not. Julie hates green. You bought that tie for yourself. You want to look pretty. At work. Wilson's got a girlfriend..."
Cuddy: "I need you to wear your labcoat."
House: "I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like, half your age."
WilsonSnark:
"Why, House, I believe you are a romantic! You didn't just believe him, you believed *in* him. Wanna come over tonight and watch old movies and cry?"
"Ah yes, just a simple country doctor..."
"...Well, if a tree pretends to fall in the forest. House, c'mon, they're breasts. They're a birthday present not a philosophical treatise."
CuddySnark:
"You're ordering tests to cover your lechery. Very interesting."
"But I've found if you try sometimes, you get what you need."
Some of my favourites:
"No, it's not. Julie hates green. You bought that tie for yourself. You want to look pretty. At work. Wilson's got a girlfriend..."
Cuddy: "I need you to wear your labcoat."
House: "I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like, half your age."
WilsonSnark:
"Why, House, I believe you are a romantic! You didn't just believe him, you believed *in* him. Wanna come over tonight and watch old movies and cry?"
"Ah yes, just a simple country doctor..."
"...Well, if a tree pretends to fall in the forest. House, c'mon, they're breasts. They're a birthday present not a philosophical treatise."
CuddySnark:
"You're ordering tests to cover your lechery. Very interesting."
"But I've found if you try sometimes, you get what you need."