May 17, 2006 22:49
Well I've just been swimming for the first time in years. It did not go so well. Firstly I was the only person under the age of 40, the only one in a two-piece costume and the only one who wasnt fat. Cos it was adult night I had to keep doing lengths. Got bout half way doing some sort of doggy paddle then sank and swallowed lots of water and choked. Not nice. Did I mention I can't swim? Well I can't. It was embarrassing... hehe