001 [VIDEO]
[The video function of the device lights up and now you see a very haggard-looking man with a glare and a dangerous twirl to his cane.]
So, it's official...I relapsed back into psychosis. Thought I was done with that phase of my life but guess my good frenemy Vicodin has reared her ugly head again. Note to self, find equipment for a self-examination of the liver.
Anyway, apparently someone had an unnatural obsession with me and set my ass into this barren wasteland. I find it hard to believe that this is an actual planet outside of the local sci-fi convention. If this device is for what I think it is...I expect a full and concrete answer from someone that doesn't involve those concepts. Too long or complex? Cut the bullshit and tell me the truth or so help your so-called God I will find a way to extract it.
Oh! [The man makes an expression of mock surprise...] Where are my manners? Right, back home. Name's Greg House but let's keep it last-name basis.
So, it's official...I relapsed back into psychosis. Thought I was done with that phase of my life but guess my good frenemy Vicodin has reared her ugly head again. Note to self, find equipment for a self-examination of the liver.
Anyway, apparently someone had an unnatural obsession with me and set my ass into this barren wasteland. I find it hard to believe that this is an actual planet outside of the local sci-fi convention. If this device is for what I think it is...I expect a full and concrete answer from someone that doesn't involve those concepts. Too long or complex? Cut the bullshit and tell me the truth or so help your so-called God I will find a way to extract it.
Oh! [The man makes an expression of mock surprise...] Where are my manners? Right, back home. Name's Greg House but let's keep it last-name basis.