That's some real conversation for your ass.
So... I used to know this bitch named Vanesa, right? She had this friend named Mariah. They're both hardcore gangsta hoes. They once did this drive by with José Guillermo Anita Chikita Peréz Sierra Rivera Chin, and it went something like this:
JGACPSRC: HOLY (expletive deleted), MAN!!
Vanesa: What the (expletive deleted) is that (expletive deleted) doing (expletive deleted)(expletive deleted)(expletive deleted)(expletive deleted), you (expletive deleted) motherless (expletive deleted)(expletive deleted) tomato (expletive deleted)!
Mariah: Word, (expletive deleted)(expletive deleted)!
Jerry: *squish*
On second thought, nevermind.