The Contractverse Wannabe, Part 5

[cielo_claro]

More inappropriate damage!House/caretaker!Wilson relationship.

Comments

[bookgodess15]

Good MST! :D How many chapters are left?

Also, my USB cable for my mp3 player has the exact same warning. Good thing I don't live in California, where those chemicals are actually harmful!

[cielo_claro]

Thank you! And I do believe there are five more.

I was actually painting over the weekend and my cat kept trying to drink the dirty paint water. I can't imagine that's healthy.

[lz1982]

stale icing on a cake made out of shit.

Yup, that pretty well covers it.

I'm starting to wonder if this story is like "The Yellow Wallpaper," where we slowly realize the narrator is insane.

LOL at House's "For the record, I like sex" and his liver playing shortstop on a losing team.

HOUSE: And you don't know what a panic attack is.

THANK YOU. How ridiculous.

[cielo_claro]

There comes a point in this fic where you wonder, is this person serious? And then you realize (to your horror) that indeed they are.

I wonder where they're getting all of this medical information...

I'm glad I could make you laugh!

[dreamsofspike]

gaaah this may have been the most awkward chapter so far... i mean, really... that just doesn't even sound like actual conversation... and wilson's supposed to be a freakin *doctor* and he's behaving so stupidly with a traumatized and damaged house?? gaah!!!!

your mst makes it bearable :P hehe... hilarious, even... i'm loving it, hon :)

*hugs*
DoS

[cielo_claro]

I know, right? House is licking Wilson's lip and it's all just so inappropriate...

Thank you, though! :D

[cielo_claro]

Hehe. :D

[enlee]

Can House and Wilson stop babbling long enough to get to FUCK TIME?

*g*

[cielo_claro]

Who knows? Will House ever say something in character? Will Wilson ever grow a pair? All very good questions.

:D