o1 | [Filtered to the Victoria II]
Insert some crap about being the new doctor here. Luckily for everyone on this ship, I can avoid most of the painful questions and introductions with a novel concept called "Frequently Asked Questions", or FAQs for those of you that "frequently" might be too many syllables for.
• Name's Dr. House. You're not allowed to call me "Greg".
• Whatever you've heard about me, good or bad, is probably true.
• Except that there's a sword in my cane. That's not true.
• If you're particularly delightful, you might see me take a special, happy pill called "Dolorium". It's legal, and, no, you can't have any. They're mine.
• Any questions pertaining to the above bullet will be ignored. Especially if you're a bleeding heart.
• If you have the sniffles or a cut, one of the other two doctors on the ship would be glad to see you.
• Otherwise, hopefully you're not delightful enough to require bullet four.
Any and all other questions can be directed to Dr. Chase, who can then relay them to me, which I'll still ignore.
Don't everyone get sick at once, now.
• Name's Dr. House. You're not allowed to call me "Greg".
• Whatever you've heard about me, good or bad, is probably true.
• Except that there's a sword in my cane. That's not true.
• If you're particularly delightful, you might see me take a special, happy pill called "Dolorium". It's legal, and, no, you can't have any. They're mine.
• Any questions pertaining to the above bullet will be ignored. Especially if you're a bleeding heart.
• If you have the sniffles or a cut, one of the other two doctors on the ship would be glad to see you.
• Otherwise, hopefully you're not delightful enough to require bullet four.
Any and all other questions can be directed to Dr. Chase, who can then relay them to me, which I'll still ignore.
Don't everyone get sick at once, now.