D-DAY!
Happy 06/06/06, my fellow heathens. I woke up this morning to the sound of sirens, and an hour later I still keep hearing them. Maybe the world really will come to an end? Nah, it's either just coincidence, or a bunch of stupid fucking kids doing "the Devil's Work". Oooooooh, scary!
Just remember, some old texts refer to the number of the beast as 616. And also that numbers that appear in dreams are often inverted. Perhaps the true sign of the antichrist is 999. Yes, and he's already here.
If only because $9.99 looks a lot cheaper than $10.00. That's deceit in action for you, and we see it every day.
Enjoy the end of the world, kids. I'll be at Domino's working a ten hour shift most likely. Don't forget, an XL pizza with one topping is $9.99. And try out the new Super Six Mix deal: three items for $6 each! 666! Au revoir!
Just remember, some old texts refer to the number of the beast as 616. And also that numbers that appear in dreams are often inverted. Perhaps the true sign of the antichrist is 999. Yes, and he's already here.
If only because $9.99 looks a lot cheaper than $10.00. That's deceit in action for you, and we see it every day.
Enjoy the end of the world, kids. I'll be at Domino's working a ten hour shift most likely. Don't forget, an XL pizza with one topping is $9.99. And try out the new Super Six Mix deal: three items for $6 each! 666! Au revoir!