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[hourglassfull]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hourglassfull!

1. Hourglassfull is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
2. Women shoplift four times more frequently than hourglassfull!
3. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but hourglassfull can not!
4. Over 2000 people have now climbed hourglassfull, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
5. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is hourglassfull!
6. Hourglassfull is incapable of sleep.
7. Hourglassfull has 118 ridges around the edge.
8. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting hourglassfull!
9. Hourglassfull will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
10. Originally, hourglassfull could not fly.

"Over 2000 people have now climbed hourglassfull, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down." Wow. with statistics like that, I'm never getting laid again.