Wrong Toys!
werewuff and I went to Toys R Us the other day, and I couldn't resist taking a few snapshots of toys that just seemed ... wrong.
Here we have a character from Naruto. I don't really know much about the series, other than it involves lots of teenage angst and magical ninjas. Like any anime fitting this description, Naruto has fallen prey to the pens of "slash fic" writers. These writers are, primarily, women in their early 20's to mid 30's who enjoy imagining characters from their favorite books, movies and TV series having teh hot gey sex. A guy with a tongue this long has probably been paired with everyone by now, right? Slash attack, indeed.
It's Claire Bennet, from Heroes. She's beaten up, and wearing a cheerleading uniform. What disturbed little boy wouldn't want to add this to the collection of toys his mom hasn't yet sold for crack? But wait, there's more! This doll features an extra head! That's eight orifices for the price of five! (Please ignore struck-through text.)
Finally, we have our cutest Wrong Toy, the lovable, chibi-fied, cuddly-wuddly Mola Ram doll. He comes with his own super-adorable molded plastic human heart! Jon David and hoards of mindless followers sold separately.
Here we have a character from Naruto. I don't really know much about the series, other than it involves lots of teenage angst and magical ninjas. Like any anime fitting this description, Naruto has fallen prey to the pens of "slash fic" writers. These writers are, primarily, women in their early 20's to mid 30's who enjoy imagining characters from their favorite books, movies and TV series having teh hot gey sex. A guy with a tongue this long has probably been paired with everyone by now, right? Slash attack, indeed.
It's Claire Bennet, from Heroes. She's beaten up, and wearing a cheerleading uniform. What disturbed little boy wouldn't want to add this to the collection of toys his mom hasn't yet sold for crack? But wait, there's more! This doll features an extra head! That's eight orifices for the price of five! (Please ignore struck-through text.)
Finally, we have our cutest Wrong Toy, the lovable, chibi-fied, cuddly-wuddly Mola Ram doll. He comes with his own super-adorable molded plastic human heart! Jon David and hoards of mindless followers sold separately.