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[houndofvalinor]

*has heard that Celegorm's not doing too well*

*heads off to find him*

*unfortunately is also Vala-sitting*

*so didn't realize dogs could get headaches*

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[caranthire]

*emerges to go see Maglor*

*sees the scary happy woman*

*freezes in terror*

[houndofvalinor]

Finally! Someone to distract her.

*barks* Vana! Go play with the pregnant elf!

[caranthire]

YOU BASTARD!!! I'LL FUCKING SPAY YOU FOR THAT!!!!!

[houndofvalinor]

*watches Vana run over*

Totally worth it.

[caranthire]

What the FUCK did I do to YOU to deserve this?!?!

[houndofvalinor]

Nothing. I'm very fond of you. But I have a headache and your brother is angsting. Things aren't right in the natural world. You're just an innocent by-stander.

[caranthire]

LOOK YOU WRETCHED MONGREL. I HAVE HAD A WEEK FROM FUCKING HELL THAT HASN'T GOT MUCH BETTER AND THIS IS THE LAST THING I NEED!!!!!

[houndofvalinor]

Just leave then. Jeez.

[caranthire]

My FUCKING pleasure.

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[ever_young]

*runs over* :D :D :D

Elfie play!!! :D :D :D

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[caranthire]

NO! ELFIE DISEMBOWEL YOU AND DANCE ON YOUR CORPSE!!!!!

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[ever_young]

:(

Elfie doesn't want to play?

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[caranthire]

NO!!!!!!!!

AND MY NAME IS CARANTHIRE!

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[ever_young]

>:|

I'll make CARANTHIRE turn into a flower if she's not nice.

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[caranthire]

Oh piss off.

*storms off to find Maglor*