He's a hot dog.

[houndofvalinor]

*bounds out of the animal pound the cupboard with new munnage.*

*sniffs the air* *sniffs some other dog's butt*

*sits down and licks his balls BECAUSE HE CAN.* >:D

*pads off in search of entertainment. Or food. Preferably both.*

Comments

[bastard_irmo]

:D

UBERDOG!!!!!

*bounds over and scratches your ears*

[houndofvalinor]

IRMO! Just a little lower...THAT'S it.

*wags his tail*

[bastard_irmo]

*obliges you and manifests you a large bone*

Good to see you about the place! :D

[houndofvalinor]

The cupboard is no place for a dog. We need space to excercise.

Dude! Cheers. *starts gnawing*

[bastard_irmo]

*pats your side affectionately*

Damn straight. You've been missed.

[houndofvalinor]

Awwww, I'm touched.

*rolls over*

How's the wife?

[bastard_irmo]

Overworked, but doing good. <3

*a sappy grin flickers over his face for the briefest of seconds*

[houndofvalinor]

*bats you with his paw*

I saw that! :D

[bastard_irmo]

...

No you didn't. You saw NOTHING.

*gives you a steak*

[houndofvalinor]

Mwuahahaha. Of course not.

Ahhh you are as generous as you are evasive wise.

[bastard_irmo]

Hey, I'm a fucking VALA!!! 'Course I'm great! :D

[houndofvalinor]

XD Arf-arf-arf!!

Seen Orome lately?

[bastard_irmo]

Not for a couple weeks, but we've been hanging out.

[houndofvalinor]

Is he staying out of trouble? NO. Silly question.

[bastard_irmo]

...

Definte trouble. :D

[houndofvalinor]

Should I ask? Or should I just ignore it and bay at that bitch over there?

OWWWWWWWWW!!! :D Hey good looking!