For All You Guys Out There.... What Guys Should Know About Girls!!!!
- Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
-If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
- Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
-There is no such thing as too much spooning.
-Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.
-This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
-Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint. And also if u dont call, we think we're supposed to get the hint.
-We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
-Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
-Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
-Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
-We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
- Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
- Laugh at our jokes.
- Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
- We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
-. Do not start with us. You will not win.
- Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
- If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
- We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
- We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
- Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
- We love surprises!
- We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
- Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
- Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes. . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
- Clean your room before we come over.
- Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
- When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
- Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
- Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
- Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
- "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
- If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
- Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
- Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
- It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
- Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
- Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
-If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
- Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
- You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
- Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
- When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.