An inevitably successful blog.

[hotterthansagan]

Research has led me to conclude that a successful blog (i.e. a blog with vast readership, regular comments and a high number of hits from search engines) should include at least one of each of the following

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[fsshuuukitty]

There's not anything called a Snumbledore, Inui. It's a smashing together of Snape and Dumbledore's names.

I like the macros.

[hotterthansagan]

Oh.

Hmm. Why would someone do that?

I'm glad. I predicted you would.

[fsshuuukitty]

They do that with pairing names. I don't know why anyone would want to do that as a pairing, though.

It's good to know you're putting all that data to good use.

[hotterthansagan]

With - pairings. Oh. Hmm.

This requires further research.

My data always goes to good use, Kaidoh.

[fsshuuukitty]

I'll leave that to you. And I don't want to know your findings.

Of course it does, Inui.

[hotterthansagan]

No? I'm sure they'll be intriguing.

. . . It's difficult to detect sarcasm on the internet. However, I'd hazard there's only a 42% chance you're being entirely serious.

[fsshuuukitty]

I don't care if it is.

I'd say your guess is a good one.

[hotterthansagan]

Very well. If you want to limit yourself to knowledge, I'll put it behind a cut.

How cold. Maybe I won't cut it after all.

[fsshuuukitty]

I'd appreciate that.

Your prediction was only my being entirely serious not mostly serious.

[hotterthansagan]

I suppose, in the interest of friendship, I might be inclined to take your word for it. And put my findings behind a cut.

[fsshuuukitty]

Thank you.

I was only teasing. So you know.

[hotterthansagan]

You're welcome.

And I know.

. . . I'm fairly certain I'm supposed to use some sort of emoticon here, but I'm not very familiar with them yet.

[fsshuuukitty]

Kph. I don't know what emoticon you should use either. I never use them.

[hotterthansagan]

They don't quite suit you, I think.

Although I'm startled by how much this one resembles Fuji: ^_^

[fsshuuukitty]

It does. It's kind of scary.

[hotterthansagan]

Which is equally appropriate.