A Curious Case Study in Fan-Made Artistic Exploration
I'm not entirely sure how to feel about this. It is somewhat unsettling. Not least of all because blue raspberry happens to be my favorite ice cream flavor, and I am clueless as to how an outside source could have obtained this information. Perhaps I'm not the only one with strategically placed video cameras . . . ?
This weekend I was assigned triple shifts at the Mermaid Lagoon, so I will unfortunately be largely absent. In fact, I'm working so many hours my manager suggested I just set up a cot in the back room. It rather stinks of fish, but in the interest of getting as much sleep as possible, I will likely take her advice. At least it provides me with more opportunity to test the pH levels of the water in the lagoon. I'm growing suspicious that sitting in the water for upwards of six hours a day is wreaking havoc on my mental health, and I would like to identify the culprit if at all possible. Then again, the tiara could just be cutting off my circulation.
I will return home Sunday evening. Do your best to carry on without me.