If you look closely, all my gifts have some sort of educational value.

[hotterthansagan]

Hm. I appear to have been so preoccupied with work this week that I entirely missed the LJ Awards. I'm quite flattered to have been voted most intelligent. Thank you for the nomination, Oishi. I happen to have a small gift for you. Would you like to stop by and pick it up sometime

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[phantom_lefty]

Shit. No more crab suit? ;__;

... That is a horrible hoodie, Inui-san.

[hotterthansagan]

I'm still the crab on Tuesdays.

Horrible? It's a best-seller.

[phantom_lefty]

Not on weekends? Way to kill a kid's dreams, Inui-san.

It's pink. If I ever find it in Yanagi-senpai's house, I'll totally burn it.

[hotterthansagan]

It's certainly not my decision. Personally, I find the beard worse.

I'm sure that would quite upset your senpai. Why would you want to do that?

[phantom_lefty]

Then ask to be demoted!

...He'll survive. I'm trying to save him from future embarrassment.

[hotterthansagan]

Employment doesn't quite work that way, I don't think.

Why would he be embarrassed? It's a heartfelt gift.

[phantom_lefty]

I'm not really sure you understood the part where I said it was pink.

[hotterthansagan]

. . . If your icon is any indication, that shouldn't be a deterrent for you?