Now it's my turn....Identify the quotes!!!!
You know the rules.... :0)
1. "Cockburn, from now on my fist is going to be so far up your shithole that every time you have a thought, it's gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring..." Tropic Thunder guessed by Kallas
2. "It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!"
3. "Can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass." Old School guessed by Kallas
4. "Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis."
5. "I have what doctors like to call and little bit of a weight problem." Tommy Boy guessed by Grace
6. "Ah, you've come to read my trousers."
7. "You have the voice of an angel. I mean, it's like Fergie meets Jesus."
8. "We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison." Office Space guessed by Brian
9. "Is it you? Is it?"
10. "If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... Oops, looks like I forgot my own rule "
11. "I don't think you're an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother's pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever's in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences... But the thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are."
12. "Wow! I cannot believe you're not retarded!"
13. "He's performing a public colonoscopy. Isn't that sweet?"
14. "There are three things that every Greek woman must do in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone." My Big, Fat, Greek Wedding guessed by Grace
15. "Listen to me, I got no reason to lie to you, don't make the same mistakes I made when I was young. Fuck a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women." Little Miss Sunshine guessed by Kallas
16. "You know why I chose you to sing lead? Because your voice... has no personality. No depth. Except for what I put in there." Dreamgirls guessed by Kallas
17. "Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here." American Beauty guessed by Richard
18. "From now on we are enemies, You and I. Because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me for reward only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because You are unjust, unfair, unkind, I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature on earth as far as I am able." Amadeus guessed by Brian
19. "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam." Uncle Buck guessed by Brian
20. "People always look down their noses at hookers. Never give you a chance, because they think you took the easy way out, when no one could imagine the willpower it took to do what we do. Walking the streets, night after night, taking the hits and still getting back up."
21. "This is all they're really doing here, isn't it? They're just biding time until SOMEBODY proposes!"
22. "All men are created equal. No matter how hard you try, you can never erase those words."
23. "Ears and noses will be the trophies of the day. But no hand shall touch him." Gangs of New York guessed by Carol
24. "At least try to act white on television."
25. "I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough."
26. "Frankly, I'm not too wild about this next event but it has become a tradition here at Adams: The Belching Contest." Revenge of the Nerds guessed by Brian
1. "Cockburn, from now on my fist is going to be so far up your shithole that every time you have a thought, it's gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring..." Tropic Thunder guessed by Kallas
2. "It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!"
3. "Can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass." Old School guessed by Kallas
4. "Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis."
5. "I have what doctors like to call and little bit of a weight problem." Tommy Boy guessed by Grace
6. "Ah, you've come to read my trousers."
7. "You have the voice of an angel. I mean, it's like Fergie meets Jesus."
8. "We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison." Office Space guessed by Brian
9. "Is it you? Is it?"
10. "If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... Oops, looks like I forgot my own rule "
11. "I don't think you're an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother's pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever's in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences... But the thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are."
12. "Wow! I cannot believe you're not retarded!"
13. "He's performing a public colonoscopy. Isn't that sweet?"
14. "There are three things that every Greek woman must do in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone." My Big, Fat, Greek Wedding guessed by Grace
15. "Listen to me, I got no reason to lie to you, don't make the same mistakes I made when I was young. Fuck a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women." Little Miss Sunshine guessed by Kallas
16. "You know why I chose you to sing lead? Because your voice... has no personality. No depth. Except for what I put in there." Dreamgirls guessed by Kallas
17. "Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here." American Beauty guessed by Richard
18. "From now on we are enemies, You and I. Because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me for reward only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because You are unjust, unfair, unkind, I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature on earth as far as I am able." Amadeus guessed by Brian
19. "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam." Uncle Buck guessed by Brian
20. "People always look down their noses at hookers. Never give you a chance, because they think you took the easy way out, when no one could imagine the willpower it took to do what we do. Walking the streets, night after night, taking the hits and still getting back up."
21. "This is all they're really doing here, isn't it? They're just biding time until SOMEBODY proposes!"
22. "All men are created equal. No matter how hard you try, you can never erase those words."
23. "Ears and noses will be the trophies of the day. But no hand shall touch him." Gangs of New York guessed by Carol
24. "At least try to act white on television."
25. "I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough."
26. "Frankly, I'm not too wild about this next event but it has become a tradition here at Adams: The Belching Contest." Revenge of the Nerds guessed by Brian