Metal Died When Lars Cut His Hair...

[hottapcoldwater]

...and so should your metal party. I don't normally do this, but I feel it's important to post about right now. It's Thursday night, I'm driving home and as soon as I get out of my car at my house I hear fucking guitar solos blaring two doors down. Now, I don't mind people having parties but if you're gonna live in a suburban area with a bunch of middle-aged people you should be a bit smarter than that. I know a lot of you little bitches are underage so are you seriously having a bonfire, cranking metal and drinking? I don't care about underage drinking, but acting like a complete dumbass changes the situation. I know I was stupid when I was younger but sure as hell not as stupid as these fucks. Some teenagers wonder why curfews are set in place and there's such strict laws against it and drinking, but this is the reason why. You've got fucking metalheads banging away their last brain cells debating about whether or not the use of harmonized solos improves a song. Ahh, and now all is quiet.

Saw Crystal Castles tonight. Let's just say I'm impartial. I didn't love it, I didn't hate it. It's like one of those things that sounds better in mp3 format. It's definitely an interesting scene though, but I'm sure that it's just the same as every other one. I think that's why I like not knowing anyone inside a scene better. The whole thing stays a little mysterious and tends to be more unusual. As soon as you get acquainted though, drama drama drama. Keep me outta that shit, 'cause homie don't play that.

This was fucking random.