Cashiers wear ties When the food is overpriced!
Last night was the beginning of the end of a series of tripped-out dreams in my head. I still didn't sleep much, I think I'm still in sorting-mode. Mercury being in retrograde has ended as well(yes that comment may be tied to my sedona residency, thankyouverymuch) and I feel it this time. Maybe it was the last week when everything was substantially strange e.g.:getting arrested for absolutely nada. First you add a generous portion of payments lost by court, wait for that to bake for ohhh, say, 5 months. After that's done sprinkle a dash of mis-communication, and don't forget the main(but secret ingredient that we mustn't tell anyone-especially who it's issued to) a warrent...VOILA! Sit back and savor the unexpected handcuffs and orange attire, complete with with squeaky(wet maybe?)footwear and free foiletries*. Don't mind the cops when they don't answer to your confusion, it's most likely due to the food coma-being full-VERY Full-of shit. So yeah, it was what it was. I've come to expect unlikely things to happen to me at the most expected of times. I can sort of feel it before it happens now, like when you're treading and sense the trip before the fall. I'm in my element of August. Birthdays, Birthdays BirthDays! My mothers' is today, in fact. Shit, I left my orchids in the sun. They're in orchid heaven now. I'm off to enjoy chlorinated water under an ozone-depleted sun of scottsdale. No,no, I shan't rant about that, the Today Show said that the outrageous highs being a direct result of global warming cannot be negated nor assured. This is the best time of the year! I'm gonna go put this weird mood I'm in to some good use.BTW:I'm 20 in 1 week
*Fake-toiletries
*Fake-toiletries