remember when...
i stayed home from work at madly pop'n today. i have a cold and yesterday i had my first bloody nose in my life... and then today i had one again. eww. not sure why i'm getting them, but i wasn't about to go to work and risk getting another one when i'm around all that food. that'd be disgusting.
so since i didn't go to work i decided to clean my room... and i found my quote book that i bought when chris and i went to ikea last year to get everything to redecorate collin's room. it's interesting to look back at it cause some of the stuff is still hilarious, but some of it i don't understand how or why i ever found it funny. either way... if you were around for any of these - i guess, thanks for the laughs?...
* sita walks into the house on collin's birthday to find me, mary, collin, dave, and chris drunk and dancing...
sita: what's going on?
mary: we're sacrificing you to the tv!
* at the house...
mary: hold on, i can't concentrate, it's the cheese.
* me, peter, and collin downtown... collin turns onto huron street...
peter: no collin!
collin: what? huron?!
peter: no, hubbard. collin's thinking about sex again.
collin: how?
kelly: huron? her... on... me?
peter: or hubard hubard hubard.
* at WIU for dan kerney's 21st... me and peter watching sita and dan dance...
me: they're so cute!
peter: you know what's even cuter? the problem with our economy right now.
* downtown at peter's, about to leave...
mary: look at those people about to do it in the street!
peter: they're on the sidewalk mary, and they're people of color... they don't understand the rules of public affection.
* in peter's garage, sita on the phone... peter sure that sita is a communist...
sita: when i rule the world, this is NOT how it's going to be.
peter: you're right - it's not. we'll live in a controlled government where everyone earns the same thing.
* at baker's square...
mary: if i got in an accident on the way home and died... i don't think i would know what to say at the gates of heaven.
peter: i would say "little pig, little pig, let me in."
* at the house...
dave: i remember the first time i met your friend dan, we were watching "bend it like sita".
* honestly upset...
sita: i'm just a condom to peter. i'm a communist condom.
* me, mary, and sita at rainforest cafe for dinner - where the waiter brendan hit on us...
stia: i actually think it would be really interesting to have testicles. i mean, where do they go when you sit down?
brendan: umm... i guess they just find someplace to go?
* at the house...
dave: you know what i wanna see? i wanna see the hilton sisters fight the olson twins. i'd pay good money for that. i don't even care what the playing field is... mud... k.y. jelly...
* me, collin, and mary out...
collin: so kel if you just forced your tongue out, would that hurt?
mary: that's like saying "let's see if my arm can go farther" like... go-go gadget arm!! go-go gadget tongue!
* at the house...
mary: everyone needs a little chris in their pocket, just pull the string and he inflates!
* at the zoo visiting collin at work... standing under a tree with a bird in it... dan kerney and i tell collin the bird crapped on him...
dan kerney: it's on the back of your vest!!... rotate! rotate! dance white boy, DANCE!!
* at the house...
laurie: now just remember, i'm a polack, and i'm clumsy.
* at the house...
paul to peter: if you were an indian, your name would be ripped condom.
wow... we used to laugh at the stupidest things. :) i miss all you brookfield people...
so since i didn't go to work i decided to clean my room... and i found my quote book that i bought when chris and i went to ikea last year to get everything to redecorate collin's room. it's interesting to look back at it cause some of the stuff is still hilarious, but some of it i don't understand how or why i ever found it funny. either way... if you were around for any of these - i guess, thanks for the laughs?...
* sita walks into the house on collin's birthday to find me, mary, collin, dave, and chris drunk and dancing...
sita: what's going on?
mary: we're sacrificing you to the tv!
* at the house...
mary: hold on, i can't concentrate, it's the cheese.
* me, peter, and collin downtown... collin turns onto huron street...
peter: no collin!
collin: what? huron?!
peter: no, hubbard. collin's thinking about sex again.
collin: how?
kelly: huron? her... on... me?
peter: or hubard hubard hubard.
* at WIU for dan kerney's 21st... me and peter watching sita and dan dance...
me: they're so cute!
peter: you know what's even cuter? the problem with our economy right now.
* downtown at peter's, about to leave...
mary: look at those people about to do it in the street!
peter: they're on the sidewalk mary, and they're people of color... they don't understand the rules of public affection.
* in peter's garage, sita on the phone... peter sure that sita is a communist...
sita: when i rule the world, this is NOT how it's going to be.
peter: you're right - it's not. we'll live in a controlled government where everyone earns the same thing.
* at baker's square...
mary: if i got in an accident on the way home and died... i don't think i would know what to say at the gates of heaven.
peter: i would say "little pig, little pig, let me in."
* at the house...
dave: i remember the first time i met your friend dan, we were watching "bend it like sita".
* honestly upset...
sita: i'm just a condom to peter. i'm a communist condom.
* me, mary, and sita at rainforest cafe for dinner - where the waiter brendan hit on us...
stia: i actually think it would be really interesting to have testicles. i mean, where do they go when you sit down?
brendan: umm... i guess they just find someplace to go?
* at the house...
dave: you know what i wanna see? i wanna see the hilton sisters fight the olson twins. i'd pay good money for that. i don't even care what the playing field is... mud... k.y. jelly...
* me, collin, and mary out...
collin: so kel if you just forced your tongue out, would that hurt?
mary: that's like saying "let's see if my arm can go farther" like... go-go gadget arm!! go-go gadget tongue!
* at the house...
mary: everyone needs a little chris in their pocket, just pull the string and he inflates!
* at the zoo visiting collin at work... standing under a tree with a bird in it... dan kerney and i tell collin the bird crapped on him...
dan kerney: it's on the back of your vest!!... rotate! rotate! dance white boy, DANCE!!
* at the house...
laurie: now just remember, i'm a polack, and i'm clumsy.
* at the house...
paul to peter: if you were an indian, your name would be ripped condom.
wow... we used to laugh at the stupidest things. :) i miss all you brookfield people...