Thunder Cunt
Yup. You heard me. Today I got lost in a snow drift. The good news is I didn't have any classes because they were cancelled, so I didn't miss anything while I was stuck. The bad news is that my weiner got frostbite and fell off, so now I have a thunder cunt. It really kind of sucks, but I think I'll have fun exploring my new feminine side. Oh and remember those Inuits? They helped me out of the snow drift with their sled dogs. What cool people!