So this one time
I drank lots of tequila. Then I went out alone into the streets of Boston. And while I was out there, I took the T to the end of the C line-Cleveland Circle. Who knew it wasn't in Cleveland? I sure didn't. So I got really angry that it wasn't in Cleveland and I punched a little girl in her stupid little girl face. Then her mom got mad at me and tried to push me under a train, but I showed that bitch who's boss. BY KICKING HER IN THE VAGINA!! Then I ran into a tribe of Inuits. They were nice.