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Ok so tonight was interesting. Beth the room mate somehow conned me into coming out to watch her play pool tonight even though I quit pool league because of what was supposed to be fun ended up being full of too much drama. Anyway, I went out looking like absolute shit. I mean rediculously bad. Like, the roughest of the roughest. I didn't even wear a nice shirt. I need a shave and I desperately need a hair cut. After her game we went to Donovans. Strangely enough, Ashleigh was there and for the first time in many appearances, she wasn't with her new lover boy. As soon as I walked in she grabbed me and had me sit on her lap with her arms around me and she proceeded to buy me and her a round of 3 or 4 shots. I'm not exactly used to that, but it was cool and she was pretty cute about it so I didn't complain. Then, I honestly don't know what happened but she randomly disappeared--completely just wasn't at the bar anymore. After awhile I met some chick that I bet $20 weeks ago that Steelers would lose to the Ravens. I paid up my loss and we talked and actually had a good time. I got her number and supposedly we're going to a party on Saturday that I invited her to. I really am noticing a really weird unexplainable trend here. When I look like total shit, the really cute, really sweet girls start talking to me. I can't come up with any logical explanation, but it's happened so many times than it can no longer be considered a coincidence. I have at least a 10 times better chance with women looking like absolute ass than when I do looking my best even with Beth and Laura both dressing me to impress on the few nights we went out to clubs and such. I can't makse sense of it. I really can't. I'm so confused. Maybe I should stop shaving and getting hair cuts. Next thing I'll just stop taking showers and using deoderant and brushing my teeth and wearing decent clothes. Apparently girls in Southern Maryland find that unattractive. Well, I guess this explains why my 3 long term relationships were with girls NOT from Southern Maryland. Rebekah was from Texas, Kiki from Northern Maryland and Jessica from Florida.... I may be born here, but I don't belong. Actually, come to think of it... every girl I've dated in any capacity or even had a fling with was NOT from this area. Hmm...