5M! (Matt's Monday Morning Movie Madness.)

Jan 26, 2006 13:59


Alright... here we go, time for round 2. This will be part two of week one. You all did so well with part one that you asked for part 2. YAY! So the plan was to do another set on monday... and then do them on mondays from now until it gets boring... but I have been asked to put more up immediately. So I am. Here are the 25 quotes:

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1. "Trust me, it's paradise. This is where the hungry come to feed. From mine it's a generation that's circles the globe and searches something we haven't tried before. So never refuse an invitation, never resist the unfamiliar, never fail to be polite and never outstay the welcome. Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience. And if it hurts, you know what? It's probably worth it."

2. "How about some public affection, girls?" - Jawbreaker overdonedani

3. "I realize now how much she's just like the others, cold and distant, and many people are like that, women for sure, they're like a union." - Taxi Driver runswithspoons

4. "Sometimes you land a small fish. You unhook him very carefully. You place him back in the water. You set him free so that somebody else can have the pleasure of catching him."

5. "You gotta grab life by the lips and YANK as hard as you can." - UHF runswithspoons

6. "Nice disguise. Interesting concept. Diagonal boobs. Could you fix that thing?" - Stay Tuned overdonedani

7. "Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me." - The Lost Boys preceptprefect

8. "They've got you wrong. You're not a coward. Stupid, maybe. But not a coward."

9. "My old man's gonna be back soon and if we're still here he's gonna shit Twinkies."

10. "What do you do when your foundation falls apart? I don't know. They don't teach you that in school." - SLC Punk overdonedani

11. "But it's my birthday and I wanna have a bloodfeast!" - Party Monster runswithspoons shingomama

12. "You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were smart for a second." - Galaxy Quest overdonedani

13. "You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit."

14. "The revealing of her panties wasn't intentional or unintentional. She just didn't give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non-threatening, she didn't mind if I get a bird's eye view of her love nest. It was same to her as a house cat sneaking a peek." - Bubba Ho-Tep preceptprefect

15. "It's perverse, isn't it? people spend years developing their minds and educating themselves, but in the end, they just want to shut them off."
- 13 Conversations About One Thing overdonedani

16. "All women have the same color when the candle is out." - Brotherhood of the Wolf overdonedani

17. "I hit the wrong note. I'm not Liberace you know!" - Goonies runswithspoons

18. "I thought I heard a stranger. We've got chicken tonight. Strangest damn things. They're man made. Little damn things. Smaller than my fist. But they're new. Hi, I'm Bill."

19. "There once was a girl from Salt Lake City, with two cord legs and two rubber titties. She loved electricity, but she burned off gas, with a V8 pussy, and a Cadillac ass."

20. "I don't think that sucking on countless nipples makes one an authority on sensitivity." - How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog preceptprefect

21. "Hey, baby, I don't care if the motherfucker's growing hair just so long as we get our braid." - Requiem For a Dream overdonedani

22. "You think God talks to me? We argue maybe, but He don't participate. It's all right. I'll see Him one day. When I do, I'm gonna whip His holy ass." - Levity overdonedani

23. "I am thinking she is a virgin. Or at least she used to be." - Short Circuit overdonedani

24. "If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you'd lost your mind!" - The Corpse Bride preceptprefect

25. "God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties." - Hackers runswithspoons

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I am also looking for some input... do you think this is neat enough or fun enough to devote an entirely new LJ to this? Should I make it competitive... where we would do it annonymously and then ther would be scores totalled up so that everyone can have a chance to figure them all out... or should we do the elimination race sort of thing like we are now, so when one person gets one it is theirs and they have answered? Or, do you want to even compete at all... do you just want a fun little activity? Just looking for some input here people... any would be nice, but until then... I am going to start working on monday's list.

Good guessing.

~Matt
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