Clag!

Nov 28, 2005 23:05

*Quacks*

Well that's a right *$%# of a thing!

Owner and I were just finishing off the rest of the dishes from Saturday nights Yum Cha fest! (yes I KNOW it's supposed to be for breakfast) when we came across the hallowed Espresso maker...

Before I go on, I would like to mention, that amongst his many vices, really strong & bitter coffee has got to be right up there, especially after doing menial housework and particularly after any day that requires any more then 20 minutes of contact with a man who can fill this in 20 minutes!!! A.K.A owners fuckwad of a boss!

But I digress, you see both "owner" and I both are quite partial to this "sweet" dark nectar, and in order to concoct such a drink you need one of these. For those not in the know, this three-chambered metal pot, known as a caffettiera works by using the pressure from the steam in the bottom pot causing water to be forced up through a tube in the centre, which then infuses through the ground coffee, and finally is collected in the top pot...and viola simple, effective, tasty Coffee!

On this particular night, whilst doing said dishes, we found the holy vessel, sitting nestled in the dish pile.......

"Hmmmmmmmm I haven't had a coffee for a while" - "How Intriguing!"

Upon opening it, we discovered that some brainless FUCK, has decided to take it upon themselves to make a LATTE.....and judging by the slime inside....they made the said LATTE about same time as the labor party last won a federal election. Yes that is right, not only did this person try to get milk to infuse through moderately packed coffee beans, they proceeded to leave it sitting innocuously by the stove. So that no one would guess what evil was brewing inside.

I will point out here, that these pots are not very useful for making any type of milk based coffee, mainly due to the fact that theses pots are not designed to be used with milk. A LATTE should be made from a combination of milk and water, with the milk being heated separately until it almost boils and then whisked lightly before being strained over the top of a prepared basic Coffee and Water solution.

Anyway, I digress again

I can only describe the contents, as rancid CLAG glue. But with um...chunky bits!!!!

So as I sit here typing this, listening to "The Monkeys" like a serial killer, my poor vessel is having a lovely vinegar bath.... quite possibly rendering any future coffee making benefits, null and fucking void.

WHO EVER YOU ARE YOU FUCKING SUCK!

*vrooms* on a VERY high horse
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