last laugh - ready? ...tee hee.
Uncensored admission of my basest instincts:
There is a part of my heart that believes in karma, and furthermore believes that karma is a bitch.
This is the part of my heart that is warmed when I come to the realization that not only is my philandering ex-boyfriend's new non-girlfriend far less attractive than I am, but his preferred presidential candidate lost big-time.
I can't decide which tickles me more.