Sep 30, 2007 21:07
Two things to report thisweekend that were funny (to me at least):
1) I was high on Saturday night and me and Evenor went to a Chinese restaurant. I got this fortune that says, " Avoid the opposite sex today. Yeah, right!"
2) I just found out where my remote control was. It was in the fucking washer with my clothes. I wouldn't have put the remote control in the wash with my clothes. I put my sheets in the wash. That must be what made my remote go in the wash in the first place. How tragic. Now I have to get a gay ass motherfucking universal remote.
M3signingout
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