Old lovings

Sep 30, 2007 21:07

Two things to report thisweekend that were funny (to me at least):

1) I was high on Saturday night and me and Evenor went to a Chinese restaurant.  I got this fortune that says, "  Avoid the opposite sex today.  Yeah, right!"

2)  I just found out where my remote control was.  It was in the fucking washer with my clothes.  I wouldn't have put the remote control in the wash with my clothes.  I put my sheets in the wash.  That must be what made my remote go in the wash in the first place.  How tragic.  Now I have to get a gay ass motherfucking universal remote.

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