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if you ever name your penis it should be named fornicus. forni for short. red fire ant for long. i wonder how many people drove through our piss today. probably a lot. and today i woke up with really big scrashes gashes on my side. i was like.. hey you. how did you get there. and they were like .. im not telling!! and my dad woke us up this morning cause he came in the room and watched tv and then when he realized we were sleeping in there he hot up and left. but it was pretty unfortunate. i swears he wasnt a doper. im convinced he was though. hes just not like normal people. we lost our cigarrrrrrettes. in the road. and we can not find them. we went looking this morning when it was light out and we could actually see. meep. there are ants all over my room and elke and i are really wishing they would go away. but i dont know where they set up camp so i cant exterminate them from the source. bad news. we're gonna go get pretty now and do some pretty things. or maybe we'll get pretty and do some really ugly things. or maybe we'll get pretty and not do any things at all.