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30 things Girls Think Guys Should Know
Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
Don't say you understand when you don't.
Girls are petty; get over it.
You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't.
Size does matter.
We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr. Big.
A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a ho.
It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
We are drama queens.
Fashion police do exist.
Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
We don't shave our legs every day; get over it.
Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
Shave; no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake.
It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
30 Things Guys Think Girls Should Know
We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an a--hole.
We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around.
We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
We never shave our legs. So Get over it.
NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong".
You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what you wish for.
Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say".
Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship
PMS is not an excuse.
If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That does nott turn us on.
And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.....and maybe....oh nevermind.
NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us its just wrong.
We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend you are anyway.
Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
Don't say you understand when you don't.
Girls are petty; get over it.
You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't.
Size does matter.
We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr. Big.
A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a ho.
It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
We are drama queens.
Fashion police do exist.
Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
We don't shave our legs every day; get over it.
Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
Shave; no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake.
It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
30 Things Guys Think Girls Should Know
We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an a--hole.
We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around.
We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
We never shave our legs. So Get over it.
NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong".
You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what you wish for.
Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say".
Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship
PMS is not an excuse.
If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That does nott turn us on.
And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.....and maybe....oh nevermind.
NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us its just wrong.
We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend you are anyway.