Nov 30, 2004 11:20
Hahahaha...
I've just moved you to the top of my to do list.
If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Be unique and different - just say yes.
Seriously honey - sex is like pizza. Even if it's bad it's still pretty darn good.
Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Hey... I might not be the cutest one here... but I am the only one talking to you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK
You know - I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Got two nipples for a dime?
Do you have a map? Cos honey - I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
I'm good at math: U + I = 69
You must be Jamaican... because Jamaican me crazy.
hahaha, those are so cheesey, yet funny.
-alisha