Jaredology 101

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jared!

1. If you blow out all the candles on Jared with one breath, your wish will come true!
2. Jared will always turn right when leaving a cave.
3. Until the 1960s, Jared was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
4. Jared cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
5. If you lick Jared ten times, you will consume one calorie.
6. Ideally, Jared should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
7. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Jared.
8. Jaredology is the study of Jared.
9. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Jared floating in their swimming pools.
10. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Jared, was the only US president ever granted a patent!