Book of Melvin 6:24
And the lord came down unto the lowly programmer, and said, "Why dost thou toil into the night? Behold, dumbass, the true and righteous path is laid before you! Cast off thy stupid ideas and be free!" And the micro-code of Satan parted, and Melvin walked down into the promised land/ Taco Bell, and saw that it was good.
Realizing there exists an easy way to solve your stupid problems isn't quite a religious experience, but it's fucking close. I just earned myself at least three hours of sleep, and that, kittens, IS a religious experience. Praise be to whatever higher power whispered that lil' idea into my head.
Realizing there exists an easy way to solve your stupid problems isn't quite a religious experience, but it's fucking close. I just earned myself at least three hours of sleep, and that, kittens, IS a religious experience. Praise be to whatever higher power whispered that lil' idea into my head.