Sex

[hotmutantbabe]

Q thinks I define myself in terms of sordid male fantasies.

I don't. I just want sex.

Sex, anyone?

I've heard it's quite nice.

I'm very good.

Comments

[mr_infinity]

You seem fun...

[hotmutantbabe]

I'm more of a two-dimensional representation of male fears of unbridled female sexuality, but thanks anyway.

[mr_infinity]

You lost me. How exactly has that ever been scary?

[mr_infinity]

You lost me. How exactly has that ever been scary?

[hotmutantbabe]

It doesn't seem to work for me on this godawful politically correct space station, that's for sure.

They're obviously all gay. The doctor definitely is.

[mr_infinity]

Yeah, see to me that would just make you much more appealing.

[hotmutantbabe]

Bloody Starfleet.

[mr_infinity]

I'm not with them...

[hotmutantbabe]

You're not?

And you don't worry about any of that Emotional Damage nonsense?

Brilliant...

[mr_infinity]

What emotional damage? I just like a smart lady that likes to shag on the ceiling; I've got that and I'm good.

[hotmutantbabe]

You're much more three-dimensional and believable than the people on this station. I like that in a sockpuppet.

[mr_infinity]

I try...sockpuppet?

[hotmutantbabe]

Gosh, was that a social faux pas? I grew up in a nuthouse, so I get confused.

[mr_infinity]

It's okay...I'm fine

::sniff::

[hotmutantbabe]

Doctor! Help! I'm having to communicate...

Wait until I'm sedated, then it'll all be fine...

[mr_infinity]

Forget the sedation *sweeps you off your feet* Got a cozy bed nearby?