HI - DE- HI - DE- HO!
TOO FUCKIN' FUNNY....
It's my late night tonight, so I'm home on my 3 hr lunch. My friend Chris, who got me this job, had me ROLLIN' this morning at the office. He does a lot of shit that if I did, I would get fired. He has seniority though, plus he makes the company money, so they give him some leeway.
He called one of the debtors in his account and the guy was a GIANT ASS. He was the type that is a total dead beat, no extenuating circumstances causing his debt, uneducated, talkin' smack, street trash, D-E-B-T-O-R and full of himself to boot. Apparently, he had given Chris quite a bit of shit, but Chris isn't the type to let them get him upset...he just gets even.
So, Chris notices that the phone number to this guy is a cell phone. Now, we have access to A LOT of information. (D.O.B., SS#, ADDRESS, credit reports, credit card numbers, checking accounts... ETC)
Chris, then, figures out how to access this guy's cell phone options and BINGO, the guy has used the last four digits of his SS# as his password.
Chris then proceeds to change this guy's outgoing message...do you know the voice of Mr. Hanky, the literal piece of shit character from South Park? Well, Chris does an excellent impression of his voice.
He called up the debtor's # and let me listen and the message, and remember, in Mr. Hanky's voice he said,
"HELLOOOO, I'M A DEAD BEEEEAT. I DON'T PAY MY BILLLLLLLS. LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE!...BEEP..."
I know that I'm not doing it justice by just writing about it. It was SO FUCKIN' FUNNY TO HEAR! Can you imagine this guy's woman, mother, friends...calling him up and hearing this? BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Moral of the story:
Don't be rude to people who have that much personal information about you. It's like being rude to the guy at the fast food joint... you're setting yourself up for someone to spit on your shit.
-Hotmama
It's my late night tonight, so I'm home on my 3 hr lunch. My friend Chris, who got me this job, had me ROLLIN' this morning at the office. He does a lot of shit that if I did, I would get fired. He has seniority though, plus he makes the company money, so they give him some leeway.
He called one of the debtors in his account and the guy was a GIANT ASS. He was the type that is a total dead beat, no extenuating circumstances causing his debt, uneducated, talkin' smack, street trash, D-E-B-T-O-R and full of himself to boot. Apparently, he had given Chris quite a bit of shit, but Chris isn't the type to let them get him upset...he just gets even.
So, Chris notices that the phone number to this guy is a cell phone. Now, we have access to A LOT of information. (D.O.B., SS#, ADDRESS, credit reports, credit card numbers, checking accounts... ETC)
Chris, then, figures out how to access this guy's cell phone options and BINGO, the guy has used the last four digits of his SS# as his password.
Chris then proceeds to change this guy's outgoing message...do you know the voice of Mr. Hanky, the literal piece of shit character from South Park? Well, Chris does an excellent impression of his voice.
He called up the debtor's # and let me listen and the message, and remember, in Mr. Hanky's voice he said,
"HELLOOOO, I'M A DEAD BEEEEAT. I DON'T PAY MY BILLLLLLLS. LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE!...BEEP..."
I know that I'm not doing it justice by just writing about it. It was SO FUCKIN' FUNNY TO HEAR! Can you imagine this guy's woman, mother, friends...calling him up and hearing this? BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Moral of the story:
Don't be rude to people who have that much personal information about you. It's like being rude to the guy at the fast food joint... you're setting yourself up for someone to spit on your shit.
-Hotmama