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"They used and abused me, then threw me in the trash like a...a..."
"A goopey condom?"
"Yeah a goopey con--.....Shut the fuck up."
"Hey, I'm just tryin to help YOU out man. No need to get bitchy."
"I don't even know why I bothered to talk to you in the first place, your brain obviously can't compartmentalize like us normal humans."
"HEY....You're not normal either. Now, sit your ass down and tell big brother who the fuck's spleen I gotta tear out through their ass and use as floss."
"....Psh, whatever. This isn't your fight. My so called 'friends' are just stupid assholes, I'll get over it."
"Nonononono, I'm getting the crew together and we're gonna go out and wreck some havoc!"
"The term you're looking for is reek..seriously. Don't get involved."
"Huh, funny you should say that now..."
"............You called Tony, didn't you?"
"Uhm..."
"DIDN'T YOU?!"
Somewhere in the house, the doorbell clanged.
"Oh, the doorbell, I wonder who that could be I'MMA GO ANSWER IT BYE!"
"BASTARD, GET BACK HERE! WE BOTH KNOW ITS YOUR STUPID FRIENDS! ARGH, DON'T GET INVOLVED, DAMMIT!"
"ITS A BIG BROTHERS DUTY, PIPE DOWN."
"Hehe, duty."
"Shut up, Cooper."
"A goopey condom?"
"Yeah a goopey con--.....Shut the fuck up."
"Hey, I'm just tryin to help YOU out man. No need to get bitchy."
"I don't even know why I bothered to talk to you in the first place, your brain obviously can't compartmentalize like us normal humans."
"HEY....You're not normal either. Now, sit your ass down and tell big brother who the fuck's spleen I gotta tear out through their ass and use as floss."
"....Psh, whatever. This isn't your fight. My so called 'friends' are just stupid assholes, I'll get over it."
"Nonononono, I'm getting the crew together and we're gonna go out and wreck some havoc!"
"The term you're looking for is reek..seriously. Don't get involved."
"Huh, funny you should say that now..."
"............You called Tony, didn't you?"
"Uhm..."
"DIDN'T YOU?!"
Somewhere in the house, the doorbell clanged.
"Oh, the doorbell, I wonder who that could be I'MMA GO ANSWER IT BYE!"
"BASTARD, GET BACK HERE! WE BOTH KNOW ITS YOUR STUPID FRIENDS! ARGH, DON'T GET INVOLVED, DAMMIT!"
"ITS A BIG BROTHERS DUTY, PIPE DOWN."
"Hehe, duty."
"Shut up, Cooper."