our crazy night...
So it all started when jo & shan got hit on by a group of russians-sergio
victor & igor. lor will steve tyler & jeremy all showed up & the russians left.
they called jo wanting to get some so we told them to meet us at "jo's house".
which is a "mansion across from the yacht club". so jo gave them real
directions to her fake house that "her &shannon were at", while we all parked our
cars across the street & awaited their arrival. they came to the door, they
rang the doorbell thinking no one was home &left.. they came back a 2nd time
while "joannas mom" was sitting outside w/ her dogs. [the crazy next door neighbor that thinks she lives there ahahaha]. meanwhile we locked our
car doors&rolled the windows down&yelled YOU GOT SERVED BITCHES as we drove by.
steve hit another car hahaha. &then they called us back.. tyler went off-
"datblubulbyoustupidfuckingrussiansgobacktoyourcountry!"
"you stupid americans im gonna shoot you lets meet up" yelled sergio (angry drunk russian.
then we realized that they just wanted to "make love" as victor says&we wasted
their money for college. sergio & igor are going on to college to be pro-
football players so theyre studying REAL HARD.
and we feel kinda bad.
but it was fun.
*This is CHIP MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. AS IN CHOCOLATE CHIP!
*steve-"lauren&shannon stop screaming!" us-"but we're scared a hand is gonna reach in the window!... AHH WHAT IS THAT??!?!?!"
*Jeremy-"why dont you get the gay one to stick his penis up my ass!" sergio-"he's not gay, he's bi".
*Does Harbor start with an H?
*do you have a screen name? ...a WHAT?
*GET DOWN GET DOWN. HERE THEY COME!
*tyler-"ahh im scared lets go now!"
*sergio-"if that lady outside was your mom.. then whats your moms name?" jo-"what? why do you need to know my moms name its not important." sergio-"is it jerry?" Jo-"no thats my crazy next door neighbor that thinks she lives there!"
victor & igor. lor will steve tyler & jeremy all showed up & the russians left.
they called jo wanting to get some so we told them to meet us at "jo's house".
which is a "mansion across from the yacht club". so jo gave them real
directions to her fake house that "her &shannon were at", while we all parked our
cars across the street & awaited their arrival. they came to the door, they
rang the doorbell thinking no one was home &left.. they came back a 2nd time
while "joannas mom" was sitting outside w/ her dogs. [the crazy next door neighbor that thinks she lives there ahahaha]. meanwhile we locked our
car doors&rolled the windows down&yelled YOU GOT SERVED BITCHES as we drove by.
steve hit another car hahaha. &then they called us back.. tyler went off-
"datblubulbyoustupidfuckingrussiansgobacktoyourcountry!"
"you stupid americans im gonna shoot you lets meet up" yelled sergio (angry drunk russian.
then we realized that they just wanted to "make love" as victor says&we wasted
their money for college. sergio & igor are going on to college to be pro-
football players so theyre studying REAL HARD.
and we feel kinda bad.
but it was fun.
*This is CHIP MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. AS IN CHOCOLATE CHIP!
*steve-"lauren&shannon stop screaming!" us-"but we're scared a hand is gonna reach in the window!... AHH WHAT IS THAT??!?!?!"
*Jeremy-"why dont you get the gay one to stick his penis up my ass!" sergio-"he's not gay, he's bi".
*Does Harbor start with an H?
*do you have a screen name? ...a WHAT?
*GET DOWN GET DOWN. HERE THEY COME!
*tyler-"ahh im scared lets go now!"
*sergio-"if that lady outside was your mom.. then whats your moms name?" jo-"what? why do you need to know my moms name its not important." sergio-"is it jerry?" Jo-"no thats my crazy next door neighbor that thinks she lives there!"