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Do people know that when they smell flowers they're smelling the sex organs of a plant? If so, send them some assorted animal testicles in a pretty vase with a card. If not, send em' anyway, everyone likes a surprise!
What's the funniest thing a German guy could say? "Nein, ich bin PWNED!"
Chocolate is nature's sweet, sweet feces.
What's the funniest thing a German guy could say? "Nein, ich bin PWNED!"
Chocolate is nature's sweet, sweet feces.