Odor 66, an Ode to Karen Traviss
(to be read at JadeCon)
You will write Star Wars books no more,
We finally have death of the Manda-lore.
Your Boba Fett-ish left us scowling,
And your attitude mirrors JK Rowling.
You were not as popular as Joanie Loves Chachi,
Especially after calling Star Wars fans "Nazis."
You were a fan-fic writer who hit it big,
And still you blew your cushy gig.
Your Legacy storylines were forced,
The Force, another concept you hated, of course.
You killed the fan favorite Mara Jade,
By the hands of her nephew, Darth Cade-
Us "Talifans" will not lament,
No more Emo Boba Fett.
Hard Contact was good, I will say,
Which puts you 1 better than KJA.
Leave it to you to see the bad,
In the Jedi heroes that many had.
No more reading about the "Dull ARCs",
And Jedi with morals by Karl Marx.
Mandos lose their heads when Jedi they face,
Just take a look at Jango and Mace.
Against the Jedi, Mandos lose,
No more Mando "Mary Sues."
Mandos will not be referred to as "Your Majesty"
We will no longer be reading your Traviss-ties.
Your cult followers may now have lives,
With jobs and showers, and maybe someday wives.
And to each other they will speak,
In Mando'ade, like Klingon freaks.
By your fanboys you were admired,
But your Star Wars canon has now mis-fired.
You will write Star Wars books no more,
We finally have death of the Manda-lore.
Your Boba Fett-ish left us scowling,
And your attitude mirrors JK Rowling.
You were not as popular as Joanie Loves Chachi,
Especially after calling Star Wars fans "Nazis."
You were a fan-fic writer who hit it big,
And still you blew your cushy gig.
Your Legacy storylines were forced,
The Force, another concept you hated, of course.
You killed the fan favorite Mara Jade,
By the hands of her nephew, Darth Cade-
Us "Talifans" will not lament,
No more Emo Boba Fett.
Hard Contact was good, I will say,
Which puts you 1 better than KJA.
Leave it to you to see the bad,
In the Jedi heroes that many had.
No more reading about the "Dull ARCs",
And Jedi with morals by Karl Marx.
Mandos lose their heads when Jedi they face,
Just take a look at Jango and Mace.
Against the Jedi, Mandos lose,
No more Mando "Mary Sues."
Mandos will not be referred to as "Your Majesty"
We will no longer be reading your Traviss-ties.
Your cult followers may now have lives,
With jobs and showers, and maybe someday wives.
And to each other they will speak,
In Mando'ade, like Klingon freaks.
By your fanboys you were admired,
But your Star Wars canon has now mis-fired.