61 [Voice]

Apr 08, 2011 10:31

Man, talk about a weird experiment last week. I didn't think something like that could happen! Guess I'm still learning stuff about this place even now ( Read more... )

recruitment time, blue rogues, post-experiment

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[voice] lists_to_port April 8 2011, 14:59:25 UTC
Sorry, erm----isn't one of the other requirements of joining "allowing criminal-type pirates to sail away with your ship, whilst you stand on the shore like a fool?" Because I'd heard that, somewhere...

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[Voice] vulcanblazer April 8 2011, 17:02:20 UTC
That's funny. I recall getting our boat back and then giving you a pretty sound thrashing. You weren't laughing when I boarded the ship and was glowing, were you?

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[Voice] lists_to_port April 8 2011, 17:11:14 UTC
'Allo, lad. Aye, it was more along the lines of "what the devil's wrong with that lad?" That question still hasn't been answered has it.

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[Voice] vulcanblazer April 8 2011, 17:16:34 UTC
That's just me being a first-class ass-kicker. Be thankful I went really easy on you.

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[Voice] lists_to_port April 8 2011, 17:29:24 UTC
The first class ass-kicker who lost his ship to a drunken pirate captain.

There's a life lesson in there, somewhere.

Not to mention your boat? In terrible condition, mate. I almost felt sorry for her.

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[Voice] vulcanblazer April 8 2011, 17:41:12 UTC
I guess I gave you too much credit, thinking you'd be smart enough not to mess with a group of people with enough power to send you to Davey Jones' Locker with so little as the blink of an eye.

And I don't recall asking for your opinion. And if you touch my ship again, I won't be so nice next time.

[And then his voice turns snarkier.]

We have a naval tradition where I'm from. Someone gives you a problem, you give them a concrete vest and shove them overboard.

We call it a life preserver.

[The Netherworld thrives on irony.]

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[Voice] lists_to_port April 8 2011, 17:54:37 UTC
Send me if you like; I've a way of comin' back from that place, boy. And my opinion weren't for you---take care of your little ship, and she'll take care of you. If not? Well, I wouldn't want to ride her to the bottom of the lake, which is right where she's heading.

[And to the snark:] Aye, we do that too, but we call them "cannons" and aren't so uselessly ironical about it.

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[Voice] vulcanblazer April 8 2011, 18:02:09 UTC
Trust me. If there's one thing the people where I'm from know how to do? It's make weapons. [Considering demons can make laser weapons and handguns that could probably blow up a city block if the user was strong enough...]

Besides, it's not really my style to needlessly kill. I may be a fighter, but I'm not a barbarian. You just keep out of trouble, and we'll be cool.

[...And for what it's worth, he doesn't dismiss Sparrow's advice. He is a genuine naval captain. Something Adell is not. Maybe it's time they give the Anna Aurion a serious overhaul and repair job. ...He's not much of a shipwright himself, but maybe he can ask Nami for some advice. One of the Straw Hats is bound to know what they're doing and can offer some helpful information.]

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[Voice] lists_to_port April 8 2011, 18:12:51 UTC
Keep out of trouble? Aye. I think that's something I can do, mate.

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[Voice] vulcanblazer April 8 2011, 18:47:34 UTC
[...Wait That was almost too easy.]

...Maybe I should rephrase. Don't cause any trouble either.

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[Voice] lists_to_port April 8 2011, 18:56:19 UTC
Come now, son---would I cause any trouble? Me? Captain Jack Sparrow? Just an honest pirate in a dishonest world, is all I am.

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[Voice] vulcanblazer April 8 2011, 19:36:50 UTC
Man, whatever booze you have must be primo stuff.

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[Voice] lists_to_port April 8 2011, 19:46:25 UTC
You'd hardly be able to handle it, boy.

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[Voice] vulcanblazer April 8 2011, 19:58:00 UTC
[He snorts. He could, but he's not gonna bother.]

I rather like my brain cells right where they are. Don't need to kill them off like some people do...

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[Voice] lists_to_port April 9 2011, 00:55:23 UTC
Well why not, with so little to lose?

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[Voice] vulcanblazer April 9 2011, 01:56:24 UTC
I'll give you a C for effort on that. You can be wittier than that.

[Beware. He's smarter than he looks. ...Sometimes.]

Besides, I got more important things to do than get wasted.

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