Title: 4 times Sanazawa were mistaken for a couple + 1 time Nozawa decided the universe was probably telling him something
Author:
hotfruitsRating: PG
Pairing: Sanada/Nozawa (Hashimoto/Takaki)
Disclaimer: Nope
Summary: Title says all. Written for the
Johnnys Jr Meme Lolz, this fails. I apologize.
One
Collapsing onto the floor with a groan, Sanada closed his eyes and laid down, breathing deeply. The cold dance floor felt good against his sweaty and overheated body, and so he continued to lay in that spot, until he felt a hand shaking his shoulder.
“Sanapi,” Nozawa said quietly, still shaking his shoulder gently, “Don’t fall asleep, you need water.”
Sanada whined, and rolled over onto his side, so that he was facing away from Nozawa, “I need rest,” he sighed, “Go bother someone else with water.”
“Yuma!” Nozawa grabbed Sanada’s shoulder and turned him back around, frowning when the older boy looked at him grumpily, “You need water.” he said sternly, holding out his water bottle for Sanada to take.
Rolling his eyes, Sanada sat up and grabbed the water bottle, uncapping it before taking a large gulp. Once he finished, he handed it back to Nozawa and asked, “Happy?”
Nozawa smiled, nodding.
“Awe!” Fukka yelled out from the other side of the room, breaking the moment, “Nonchan is such a good girlfriend!”
“I am not a girl!” Nozawa instantly yelled back, causing everyone to break out in laughter, Sanada included.
Two
“This is boring,” Sanada whined from behind Nozawa, his chin resting on the younger boy’s shoulder, “You already have enough music, can we go shopping or something?”
“Just a minute,” Nozawa muttered, quickly looking through the CD albums, “I’m looking for Hey!Say!JUMP’s new single.”
“Why?” Sanada asked, figuring he might as well help his friend, so they could get out of there quicker, “I thought you didn’t like Hitomi no Screen?”
“I don’t, but Romeo and Juliet is the cutest song ever,” Nozawa replied, still scanning through the CDs. When he finally saw it, he smiled and grabbed it, “Okay, let’s go!”
“Finally!” Sanada sighed and grabbed Nozawa’s hand, dragging him to the front of the store. On the way there, they passed by an elderly woman, who blinked her eyes once and said, “Well now, aren’t you a lucky young man.”
“Eh?” the two boys turned around, starring at the woman in confusion. “What do you mean?” Sanada asked.
The woman smiled, pointing down at their hands, “Your girlfriend is very pretty, make sure to treasure her always,” she said wisely, before patting Sanada’s cheek, walking away.
Nozawa instantly dropped Sanada’s hand and continued towards the check out line, ignoring Sanada laughing at him.
Three
“Nokkun, Sanapi!” the two boys looked behind them and groaned, seeing an overly excited Hasshi running their way. Once he reached them, Hasshi brought both boys into a hug, squeezing them tightly.
“You’re perky today,” Sanada grumbled, trying to remove his cheek from under Hasshi’s armpit, “What gives?”
“Yuuyan is taking me to a movie,” Hasshi giggled, releasing the two, “And I was thinking, we should totally double date!”
“Hasshi, we’re not a couple,” the two said simultaneously, “And even if we were, we don’t want to go out with you and Takaki,” Sanada said, and Nozawa nodded, continuing, “Cause you two would just make out the entire time.”
“Don’t be such a girl, Yu-chan,” Hasshi replied teasingly, poking Nozawa in the chest, “I’m sure if you ask nicely, Sanada would-”
“Oh my God!” Nozawa shouted, tackling Hasshi to the ground, “I’m not Inoo-kun, I don’t have girly parts!”
Sanada pouted, watching the fight on the floor, which wasn’t really much of a fight anyways, since Hasshi quickly subdued Nozawa by sitting on his back, laughing hysterically at the struggling boy.
Four
Nozawa pinched himself, wincing slightly from the pain. He was extremely tired, and a little bored, but he promised Sanada he’d stay awake until the other finished his homework, so they could get their sleepover started.
“Sorry Nonchan,” Sanada quietly apologized, stretching in his desk chair, “I’m almost done, I swear.”
“It’s okay, don’t rush,” Nozawa yawned, trying to make himself uncomfortable so he wouldn’t fall asleep. As he was shifting around on Sanada’s bed, the door opened, revealing Sanada’s Mom carrying two cups of tea.
“Hey boys,” she greeted them, handing one cup to Sanada and the other to Nozawa, “This should keep you awake.” she winked at Nozawa, who blushed, but thanked her none-the-less.
“Really, Yuma,” she then said in a disapproving tone, walking back over to the door, “You should be more considerate to your girlfriend and get your homework done earlier.”
“Mom!” Sanada turned around in his chair, looking at his Mom in embarrassment, “He’s not a girl!”
She shrugged and walked out the door, closing it behind her. Sanada groaned and looked over at Nozawa, ready to apologize but the boy was fast asleep, his cup of tea still full and sitting on Sanada’s nightstand.
“Of course,” Sanada sighed and took a sip from his cup, returning to his homework.
+ One
The next working, Nozawa awoke with a yawn, rubbing his sleepy eyes. When he opened them, he had to bite his tongue to keep from yelling out, surprised to see Sanada’s face so early in the morning. ‘And so close,’ Nozawa thought, once he realized they were sharing a pillow.
“Sanapi,” Nozawa whispered, pinching himself to stay awake, “You let me fall asleep, you suck.”
Sanada’s nose wrinkled, causing Nozawa to chuckle, “Awe, you’re so cute,” he cooed, “And pretty, definitely way prettier than me.”
“No way,” Sanada yawned, surprising Nozawa by snuggling closer to him, “You’re my girlfriend.”
“But I‘m not a girl,” Nozawa muttered, bringing an arm around Sanada’s waist, gently rubbing his back.
“Okay,” Sanda’s breathing began to slow down, an indication that he was falling back asleep, “You’re my boyfriend.”
Nozawa’s eyes widened, “Bo-boy-boyfriend?” he stuttered out, and Sanada nodded, his breath hitting Nozawa’s neck.
“Well, I guess it’s better than being your girlfriend,” Nozawa smiled, holding Sanada a little bit closer to him.