oo2. all of the lights.

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[ action ; 1490 Kramden Road ]

[Guess who just got a package? Pyro eyes it warily; who the fuck gives people such huge boxes anymore? Shrugging it off, he drags the thing inside to the living room to examine it further.

It's a big brown box with his name - his full name, much to his disdain - on the top. It's longer than it is wide, and it's pretty

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Oh, shit--! [Have a compression blast aimed your way.]

...Fuck, I knew it was too good to be true. This thing didn't always have that. Bye bye, ammo... [He frowns.] Sorry, by the way. Guess I should pay more attention or something.

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"Gags list"? [His eyebrows fly right up.] Jesus Christ, you're a fucking rabbit.

Pretty tall for a rabbit, I'd say.

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Imagine the creepy mutant babies you'd make if you did. Think they'd all talk and walk and shit like you?

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Jesus, bet you could make a shitload of money if you put them on display.

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Yeah, that's true. Well, whatever, who says you're having kids, anyway?

Are there any other kind of fucking rabbits or whatever like you, or what?

[hotfrombehind]

Gee. So what, are you guys fucking pets or something? Don't see what part of a family you'd be besides that...

[hotfrombehind]

Man, do they walk you like a dog? That'd be hilarious. A giant rabbit on all fucking fours while attached to a leash... Looks fucking ridiculous, man.

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[Shrug.] Well, y'know, I wouldn't know, so yeah.