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Aug 26, 2011 19:39

[ action ; 1490 Kramden Road ]

[Guess who just got a package? Pyro eyes it warily; who the fuck gives people such huge boxes anymore? Shrugging it off, he drags the thing inside to the living room to examine it further.

It's a big brown box with his name - his full name, much to his disdain - on the top. It's longer than it is wide, and it's pretty ( Read more... )

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1490 Kramden ooeeooahah August 26 2011, 23:53:36 UTC
[ Ilsa knows what is going on seconds after he opens the package, considering how much glee Pyro is radiating. The laugh confirms it. ]

[ But, she knows he's been down so long he needs to cut loose for a little bit. When he stops for breath, she calmly calls from the kitchen: ]

Not in the house, hon.

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hotfrombehind August 27 2011, 00:23:16 UTC
I won't, I won't, don't worry. If I want to do shit near the house, I'll at least do it outside or something.

[He's still really tempted to just fire the thing right then and there. But there are so many flammable objects nearby. Sigh.

He abandons the flamethrower for a second and races upstairs. Bye bye, suits.]

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ooeeooahah August 27 2011, 00:30:03 UTC
[ Oh, how he hates those suits! ]

[ When she hears him running back downstairs, another comment from the kitchen. ]

Think the back yard is big enough, or going to do that on the front lawn?

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hotfrombehind August 27 2011, 00:34:35 UTC
Uh. Let's check the back first.

[Honestly, how big is this thing supposed to be, big enough for kids to play in? Should be good enough; if anything goes wrong, well, he'll take care of it.

He pokes his head out the back door. Eh, sure, why not?]

Since I'm just gonna, y'know, test the thing out, I'm gonna start back here first. Teammates can go see it later.

[Kind of just... slings the suits over his shoulder and brings the box outside.]

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ooeeooahah August 27 2011, 00:57:40 UTC
Good idea, I'll make cocktails.

[ ...and make sure the fire extinguisher is handy, but no need to harsh Pyro's glow. ]

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hotfrombehind August 27 2011, 01:02:34 UTC
Uh. 'Kay.

[As much as he'd like to have a moving target, he can't very well throw the suits into the air and then light them.

...Or could he? Nah. He settles down for a while to kind of stuff the jackets and pants into the sleeves of a single suit, hoping to make it look like a person. He can't fit all of them into one set, so he overlaps a few coats and pants.]

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ooeeooahah August 27 2011, 01:07:00 UTC
[ Watching from the window, not worried at all.... ]

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hotfrombehind August 27 2011, 01:10:53 UTC
[He's muttering to himself now, something about that damn frog and how this should be him, dammit. But it's good enough.

Pyro stands the thing up somehow. It's about as tall as he is, seeing as the suits are, well, his. He glares at it before stepping away to pull on the gas tank over his back.

There's a manic look in his eyes as he fires a brief puff of fire. Oh yeah. Now, how to savor the moment... He begins to circle the suit-man slowly.]

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ooeeooahah August 27 2011, 01:15:49 UTC
[ Yeah, staying inside, don't want to be mistaken for a target, though she really does believe he might have issues with burning her... afterwards. ]

[ Still monitoring his emotional state, and hoping he doesn't get too far out of control. ]

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hotfrombehind August 27 2011, 01:19:05 UTC
[Oh silly Ilsa, he would never burn you. You don't look anything like a filthy RED!

There goes an arm. The fire eats at the sleeve, making its way up to a shoulder. Next is the head, made up of the leftover pants and jackets. Oh man, he should have put the ties in there too... No matter. Just gonna enjoy the sight for a while. Can't do the legs yet, the thing will topple over.]

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ooeeooahah August 27 2011, 01:28:51 UTC
[ Nope, need the ties for the next time Ilsa goes guano insane. ]

[ She considers setting up a tray to take out, but decides to just take out a couple of drinks. She can come back in for refills. ]

[ She's opening the door when he is able to have it squarely in his line of vision. ]

Nice control, there.

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hotfrombehind August 27 2011, 01:41:23 UTC
Hope you're not being sarcastic, I take pride in my control. [He shoots her a grin.

Ah, screw it, let's just take the whole thing down. He knows he doesn't have that much fuel - there's another tank in the box, how thoughtful - so he can't be firing at it for too long.

The suit-man goes up in flames, starting from the back and quickly making its way down the legs and middle.]

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Sleeping now. ooeeooahah August 27 2011, 01:46:19 UTC
No sarcasm, just appreciation.

[ She waits for him to shut down and clear before offering him one of the Long Island Iced Teas. ]

I'm still thinking it might be a good idea for you to have a backup for this, though. Something made to use local fuels?

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Nighty night! hotfrombehind August 27 2011, 01:53:19 UTC
[Okay, soon to be pile of ashes, have a nice kick. The thing crumbles to a nice pile of smoldering cotton.

He shakes off his foot in case it caught fire as he approaches her. With a nod of thanks, he takes the drink and gives it a hesitant sip. Has a girly look to it, but eh, no point in being picky.]

I think it can use the stuff they have here. Like, uh, the stuff they use for barbecues. Hmm. I dunno. It should eat up just about anything, though. Made it out of Engie's leftovers and an old stove, so...

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ooeeooahah August 28 2011, 15:58:24 UTC
[ Ilsa doesn't have the best gauge of someone else's tolerances, sometimes. It looks like tea, and is about 5/7 alcohol. ]

We might be able to get propane here, or at worst, kerosene. No, I was thinking of a backup, for when they take the toys away again.

[ The regards the spot in the lawn that was burned. ]

Think that'll be a big enough space for a fire-pit for you?

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hotfrombehind August 29 2011, 01:52:26 UTC
Oh. 'Kay. If worst comes to worst, there's always the stove or whatever. I think we should be able to get propane here, and it should work in this thing. [Thumps the weapon affectionately.

He looks out in the direction she motions to.] Uh. Maybe? What'd I do with a fire-pit?

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