Scottish Friendship
True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!! (None of that Sissy shite)
Are ye tired o those pish weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series o promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this card . Just the stone cold truth o a great friendship.
1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pished and plot revenge against the bastard who made ye sad.
2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When ye are scared -- I will take the pish oot o you every chance I get, until you're NOT.
5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP WHINING!
6.... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.
7.... When ye are sick -- Stay the fuck away frae me until ye are well again. I don't want whatever ye've got.
8.... When ye fall, I will laugh my fuckin heed aff at you, you clumsy arse, .........but I'll help you up.
9.... This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end. 'Why?' you may ask; Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like pishing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to 10 o yer closest friends, Then get depressed because ye can only think o 4 .