Party On dudes!
omg.i'm here talking to Gus and the fucking pig is here with a platter full of steak, rice, and french fries...wait wait get this..lying in his bed, with the remote for direct tv in his right hand watching football.. "Man, i rule.. you may think I'm full of shit now ::munch munch munch:: but what do u call it?once, im in encyclopedias and ur kids have to do projects about me in english ::munch munch:: and history and im the king of ukraine and my cronies(jeanine and henry) ull be like "remember me from high school and u bring me arepas ::munch munch:: i might consider talking to you.. you'll have to bring me 200 lbs of gold like the Age of Empires 2.. and goldfish cuz i like goldfish.. with my 20th wife and shit getting my **** sucked..legally tho.." "i will make it a law to make every woman spend half of her adult life in the kitchen and the other 50% in the bedroom..where she belongs..I REPEAT!..."
Jeanine and i concur that we are gonna be the monarchs of very obscure poorass country when we grow up. Jeanine wants to be the queen of belarus and i will be the princess of swaziland.
jeanine: "look at me mother!! i feel like edgar allan poe! im wearing one BLUE THERMAL SOCK! im gonna go rock in my closet like nell!!(poe i think i hear a bird on ur window poe) awww shutup mom!
Jeanine and i concur that we are gonna be the monarchs of very obscure poorass country when we grow up. Jeanine wants to be the queen of belarus and i will be the princess of swaziland.
jeanine: "look at me mother!! i feel like edgar allan poe! im wearing one BLUE THERMAL SOCK! im gonna go rock in my closet like nell!!(poe i think i hear a bird on ur window poe) awww shutup mom!